Of course they'd be right.

Just a friendly refresher from the folks in good 'ol North Carolina:

Cool

Not cool

"Waiters admitted that they often gave them poorer service, based on their expectations that black diners would be poor tippers, demanding and rude."

Link

*thought bubble* "Holy fuck, this guy with the "medium rare" bullshit. Jesus."

Weekend of 4/6 – 4/8, 2012 (movies that were on previous week’s lists have been left off)

2. American Reunion –Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion

American Be Doin’ –Jim and Stiff-er double team Michelle in front of their high school class at the reunion.

American Peeunion– Porn documentarian Jasyn Biggs travels around interviewing people that enjoy getting pissed on, culminating in a trip to PissCon 2012.

American Indian Union  – no longer placated by their tax free casinos, the Indains that were ravaged by the white man want something else: their women!

3. Titanic –A boy and a girl from different social backgrounds meet during the ill-fated maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.

Tit and Dick –A stud and a slut from different social backgrounds meet and fuck during the ill-fated maiden voyage of the RMS Tit and Dick.

Tight Ass Chicks –They swore they would never do anal, but we’ll see how strong their convictions are when we throw wads of money at their faces!

Titan Dick –This guy’s dick is so big it’ll have these bitches screaming “iceberg, straight ahead!”.

4. Wrath of the Titans – Perseus braves the treacherous underworld to rescue his father, Zeus, captured by his son, Ares, and brother Hades who unleash the ancient Titans upon the world.

Mouth of the Tit-ans – Peniseus braves the treacherous underworld to go down on the ancient Tit-ans, who unleash their massive titties on the world.

Ass of the Titans – Gary and his uncle Hayden capture a sexy gypsy named Zapphire and bang her a lot, gaining magical powers.

Wrath of the Tight Ass – basically we just repackaged Tight Ass Chicks. We assumed no one pays attention anyways.

5. Mirror Mirror – An evil queen steals control of a kingdom and an exiled princess enlists the help of seven resourceful rebels to win back her birthright.

Mother Fucker – A sexy evil queen steals control of a kingdom and her sexiled daughter must fuck 7 midgets to win back her birthright.

Clearer Skeeter – he’s so hydrated his sperm is translucent!

Queerer Queerer – Darren really likes to dress up as Snow White then fuck other dudes.

6. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen – A fisheries expert is approached by a consultant to help realize a sheik’s vision of bringing the sport of fly-fishing to the desert and embarks on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible possible.

Salmon Smelling and the Semen – A dickeries expert is approached by a consultant to help realize a sheik’s vision of ridding the desert of the gross smell of poontang.

Anal Fissures in the Yemen – In an upstream journey of rips and tears as a man tries to prove you can push and egg through a key hole.

Hand Finishing and the Freshman – these barely legal sluts are saving themselves for marriage, but that doesn’t mean they can’t do hand jobs!

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Weekend of 3/9 – 3/11, 2012 (movies that were on previous week’s lists have been left off)

1. 21 Jump Street – A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.

21 Hump Street – A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local community college to fuck girls with a synthetic cock ring.

21 Jump Skeet– Daredevil porn star Evol Skeetieval jumps out of airplanes and jizzes on the unsuspecting denizens below.

21 Cunt’s Sweet  – 21 girls have a little bit too much to drink on their 21^st birthday, and end up in a massive pile of bodies and fluids.

Skeeters. The tits too.

9. Casa De Mi Padre – Scheming on a way to save their father’s ranch, the Alvarez brothers find themselves in a war with Mexico’s most feared drug lord.

Casa De Mi Pussay –Scheming on a sexy way to save their father’s ranch, the Alvalez sisters find themselves in a three-way with Mexico’s most feared drug lord.

Cock De Mi Padre – A girl with Daddy issues goes around trying to find a dick that looks exactly like her dad’s did.

Caca on my Face, eh? –These Canadian girls will let you do anything to them. ANYTHING. No one ever talks about the real price of universal health care!

Got those beads mowing lawns.

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Weekend of 3/9 – 3/11, 2012 (movies that were on previous week’s lists have been left off)

2. John Carter – Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War vet discovers a lush planet inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a savior.

Schlong Carter – A dick transplant sends a Cervix War vet to a strange planet of 12-inch barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a fucking.

John Farter – Steve McQueef searches the mean streets of Adam’s Hat for the most desperate girls he can find, that will let him fart on them for money.

Fondle Harder  – These girls are absolute barbarians who want to be your sexual prisoners.

The Racial Rainbow of Schlong Kotter

5. Silent House – Trapped inside her family’s lakeside retreat, a young woman finds she is unable to contact the outside world as events become increasingly ominous in and around the house.

Silent Whores – Born without voiceboxes, young whores find they are unable to scream no matter how hard they cum.

Private House – Trapped inside her family’s lakeside brother, a young woman finds she is unable to keep her hands off the other girls as things become increasingly erotic in and around her pussy.

Semen Mouth – You can’t talk if your mouth is full of cum!

6. A Thousand Words – After stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word we speak.

A Thousand Whores – After stretching the pussy of a spiritual ‘gina, porn producer Jack MeHoff finds a Barbhie tree on his property. Its appearance holds a bevy of young sluts who hold a valuable lesson on the cumsequences of every seed we skeet.

A Pounding Turds – A whole lot of butt sex.

A Thousand Blows – Marie learns she can only give 1,000 more blowjobs. Will she be able to earn enough to support her raging meth addiction?!

A Thousand Sores

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Weekend of 3/2 – 3/4, 2012 (movies that were on previous week’s lists have been left off)

1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax –A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.

Dr. Pussy’s The Whore Sex – Evan Stone searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his cream dreams. To find it he must bang a bunch of whores.

Dr. Susie’s Loose Thorax – Dr. Susie is the frumpy yet charming girl who can swallow your entire dick!

Dr. Seuss’ The Erects – “I will fuck you on a boat, I will even fuck a goat. Put it here, put it there, stick your dick in anywhere! I’m a slut, Sam. I am.”

2. Project X  –3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

Project XXX – This one pretty much wrote itself…

Project Sex – Still too easy…

Cockfest X – 3 barely legal sluts throat an entire bachelor party to make a name for themselves. As the gangbang progresses, things spiral out of cocktrol as their legs spread.

It's funny because I'm a fucking midget.

3. Act of Valor – An elite team of Navy SEALs embark on a covert mission to recover a kidnapped CIA agent.

Ass of Valor – An elite team of Navy SLUTs embark on a covert mission to fuck CIA agents.

Fat Ass Valerie – She looks like a seal, but fucks like a champ!

Act of Sodomy – Deep in the jungles of Assadonia, real active sluts perform acts illegal in 48 states!

21 Pump Street

5. Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds – Businessman Wesley Deeds is jolted out of his scripted life when he meets Lindsey, a single mother who works on the cleaning crew in his office building.

Perry Tyler’s Good Seeds – Porn director Perry Tyler recaps the best money shots from his library of work.

Tyra’s Pretty Hood (Sex) Fiends – Businessman Wesley Wallace is fucked by a bunch of hoodrats who work on the cleaning crew in his office building.

Tylyr Pyrry’s Good Pees – Lyndsy is a single mom who gets peed on in order to pay the bills.

"What's my co-pay?!!"

10. The Artist – Hollywood, 1927: As silent movie star George Valentin wonders if the arrival of talking pictures will cause him to fade into oblivion, he sparks with Peppy Miller, a young dancer set for a big break.

The Ass-ist – San Fernando Valley, 2012: As adult movie star George Put-itin wonders if the arrival of new studs will cause him to fade into oblivion, he fucks Peppy Miller, a young slut who loves big dick.

The Ass Fist – Poopy Miller has more hands in her ass than a muppet.

The Fart Piss – The final silent adult film from 1927, features a degradation scene where a young starlet gets farted and pissed on. Famous because they had to use a dialogue subtitle card thingie that read “*fart noise*”.

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Hint: not NewBomb

Let the debate begin.

Weekend of 2/17 – 2/19, 2012 (movies that were on last week’s list have been left off)

3. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance – As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form.

Ghost Inside Her: Spirit of Dat Azz – As Alondra Blaze hides out in Eastern Sherman Oaks, she is possessed by a ghost that is horny as HELL!

Ghost Spitter: Spit Out That Jizz – ­Lexington Steele fucks a bunch of pale girls that hate to swallow.

The Rider: Spirit of Vaginas – Shannyn made a deal with the devil, and now her penance is to come back and ride penis.

Spirit Of Vaginas Ride The Cawk Carousel

4. This Means War – Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.

This Means Whore – Two CIA agents try to make their dicks touch after entering through opposite ends.

Jizz Means War – America is thrust (!) into World War Threesome after a CIA operative jizzes all over some Russian sluts.

His Clean Porn – It’s porn, produced by and for Christians! All the couples get married before having sex and are then miserable for the rest of their lives! It is truly His way!

Tinker Taylor Homo Spy

5. The Secret World of Arrietty – The Clock family are four-inch-tall people who live anonymously in another family’s residence, borrowing simple items to make their home. Life changes forever for the Clocks when their daughter, Arrietty, is discovered.

The Sexy World of Arriana – The Cock family are 9-inch-long people who fuck anonymous people they meet on the internet in other people’s houses. But their lives change forever when their daughter, Arriana, is dick-scovered.

The Preteen World of Arrietty – There is a secret world of preteen girls living naked within the walls of our homes. All sex breaks loose when they are discovered!

The Secretion Girl of “I’m All Wet-y” – These girls come so hard you would swear that they were pissing!

In The Pink

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Weekend of 2/10 – 2/12, 2012.

1. The Vow – A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with sever memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again.

The Plow – A fall off her farm’s plow leaves Tasha with sever memory loss, and she must fuck every guy from her past in order to…I don’t know…remember shit, I guess.

De-flow(er) – Krissy’s vagina has amnesia, and she must search down the boy from high school who took her virginity to de-flower her once again.

Pee Cow – a fat chick gets pissed on, and the audience tries to forget they just watched that.

Slow metabolism. Full fridge.

2. Safe House – A young CIA agent is tasked with looking after a fugitive in a safe house. But when the safe house is attacked, he finds himself on the run with his charge.

Face Spouse – A young husband is tasked with looking on as a train of fugitives jizz on his wife’s face. But when they’re all out of cum, he finds himself trying to cum on his charge.

Safe Ho’s – A young CIA agent is tasked with looking after the president’s whore house. But when the sluts get horny, he finds himself fucking all the girls.

Space Whores – Houston we have a problem…a SEXY problem!

3. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island – Sean Anderson partners with his mom’s boyfriend on a mission to find his grandfather, who is thought to be missing on a mythical island.

Journey, Too: The Mysterious Guy Band – A gay Journey cover band tries to find the lead singer (Skeeve Perry)’s grandfather, who is thought to missing on the mythical Fire Island.

Journey 2: The Mysterious Hymen – Sean Michaels is your mom’s boyfriend, and is trying to find a magical amulet to make her pussy tighter.

Spermy 2: The Hairiest Pie, Man – Your favorite cartoon Casanova, Spermy, is back with more sexy animated adventure! This time he is in search for a mythical island where everyone still has 70’s style bush!

Unlike you, ya sissy homo, your mom LIKES getting choked out!

4. The Phantom Menace – Two Jedi Knights uncover a wider conflict when they are sent as emissaries to the blockaded planet Naboo.

The Phantom Penis – Two Peni Knights uncover a wide cumflict when they are sent as sexissaries to the big titted planet Taboo.

The Handsome Man Ass – Two dudes do it. One is really handsome.

Hey, Plant ‘Em In Us! – Two stoners stumble across a planet populated entirely by women! These two lucky bastards must impregnate as many as they can in order to keep the species from dying out.

5. Chronicle – Three high school friends gain superpowers after making an incredible discovery. Soon, though, they find their lives spinning out of control and their bond tested as they embrace their darker sides.

Momicle – Three high school friends find themselves fucking each other’s moms. Soon, though, they find their desires spinning out of control and their sex bonds tested as they start fucking black chicks.

Chronic Hole – Stacee makes an incredible discovery…in her pants! Soon, though, she finds herself needing it more and more until she becomes a complete dick junkie!

Cumicle – Ron Jeremy plays an ice cream truck driver who “makes his own wares”. The kids aren’t allowed to have any, but all the neighborhood moms can’t get enough.

Should have been called 'Turd'.

6. The Woman in Black – A young lawyer travels to a remote village where he discovers a vengeful ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals.

The Man in Blacks – A young lawyer travels to a remote African village where he a horny group of sexy women who need his balls.

The Woman and Sacks – Terrie is terrorized by balls. Can she overcum her fears and still make partner at her “firm”?!

The Movement in Back – A scorned woman is terrorizing the locals of a remote village by making them do her in da butt.

"In a world of balls..."

7. The Grey – In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggles to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans are a pack of wolves who see as intruders.

Ms. Grey – In Sasha, a team is drilling like a pack of wolves.

The Pink – In Alaska, the only way to stay warm in the wild is to be an intruder. Over, and over, and over again.

The Bang – Evan Stone drinks a bunch of airplane sized bottles of vodka then fucks a lot on a wolf skin rug.

8. Big Miracle – In small town Alaska, a news reporter recruits his ex-girlfriend – a Greenpeace volunteer – on a campaign to save a family of gray whales trapped by rapidly forming ice in the Arctic Circle.

Big Mirahole – An Eskimo reporter finds that his ex-girlfriend has a whale sized hole!

Big Penis Cole – Cole Porker is on a campaign to save the family of Sasha Grey by rapidly tapping that “Asstic Circle”.

Big Miracle…In Your Ass! – I think you can figure this one out…

9. The Descendants – A land baron tries to re-connect with his two daughters after his wife suffers a boating accident

The Penis Dance – A handjob baron tries to connect with the two sorority girls living next door after his wife stops putting out.

The Descend Pants – Janyt tries to re-connect with her sluttly single ways after her husband suffers a terrible motor boating accident.

The Big Implants – In Hawaii they have one word for ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye’…but no word for ‘too big’!

10. Underworld Awakening – When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene leads the battle against humankind.

Underworld Afuckening – When human forces discover the existence of Vampire sex parties, a plague of erections threatens both species. The vampire whore-ess, Selena, leads the battle against too many boners.

Under Girl Bukkake-ing – The industry’s strongest cum slingers try and cum all over the same girl, while lying on their backs!

Thunderhole Awakening – The sexy and mysterious Indian warrior, Thunderhole, discovers that he hates vampires. So he tries to fuck them all to death!

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