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I Think I’m Going To Go Hit On That Fat Chick
It looks like the Rangers are going to win this one, even their pen can’t fuck up this lead. Good for them. I’m still shocked it’s June 15th and they’re in first. I love that our manager does blow. Let’s go Texas! Alright, one more beer. A shot too? Goddamn. Married guys will get hammered. [...]
Weekend Chum
A lot going on behind the scenes here at The Mist. Between the foul stench of fucking Barack breathing down my neck everyday and a well documented paradigm shift, I’ve barely had time to breath. There are a few things in the mix that should get published soon. But please, if you have something you’d [...]
The Fall Continues
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/30/fashion/30spanx.html?ref=fashion “Men’s “shapewear” is “the next big thing,” declared Michael Kleinmann, the president of Freshpair, which sells underwear to both sexes. Already, compression garments from brands like Equmen and Sculptees, to name two, have been selling briskly…” Pull up a chair because this might just be the final misstep of the shameless which triggers the [...]
A Rat Scrambling For Crumbs
Every once in a blue moon I mingle with strangers if only to validate my over-arching loathing of the kind. This past Christmas I attended the social thrown by my building. This is that tale. — Like discovering a lingering fart in a vacant elevator, my introduction to Tom Kowalski would prove a rude and [...]
A Level 3 Audit of Nickelback’s “This Afternoon”
Nickelback is one of the worst rock bands in history. They actually attempt to play instruments, which is fine, but it also illustrates how they should know better than this. How far am I willing to go for the site? This far: a level 3 audit of Nickelback’s new song (probably already a hit if [...]
Sticks & Stones
I’m sure I’m missing a ton, so if you’ve got one you want me to add to the list, don’t vote, throw it up, and I’ll include. My take: Cosell gets a pass because he’s Howard fucking Cosell. The contrived outrage during the Imus episode was simply laughable. And a Greek from the old country [...]
Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks
So I’m in an airport recently, which is always such a fun place to be, and I’m looking through some magazines for a distraction. This month’s issue of Drunk Chicks and Newsweek were out, fuck. Then I saw it. The new Rolling Stone with this incredible cover: SPECIAL ISSUE: STATE OF ROCK & ROLL – [...]
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