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The DLamp Tramp Stamp: Baseball Sluts
Damnit, Selig! Numbers are down across the sport. We need to do something to put asses in the seats. And I think we need to use asses to get asses. Bring in the first group of candidates! What the fuck is this?! This isn’t some minor league, spin around with your head on a bat [...]
March Madness 2011
The NCAA Tournament is bulletproof. These next four days, beginning with hopefully a batshit St. Patrick’s Day on Thursday, are the best 4 days in sports. The level of play doesn’t necessarily matter either, which is incredible but true. That’s how fun a tournament is, take notes college fucking football. Maybe it is mass mediocrity, [...]
Rex’s Gang Green
Every now and then a song comes along that is so terribly awful that it actually causes the listener to want to violently rape and murder every friend, family member, and minor acquaintance of the person who made it. I recently had such an experience after hearing ‘Rex’s Gang Green’ by The Fox Experience (ft. [...]
The Mist Goes Real Time vs The BCS Championship Game
It is 7pm on a Monday, and I’m going to endure college football’s attempt at closure to the 2010-2011 season. What am I saying? There is no closure. TCU also went undefeated. Shit. Ah, I’ll still do it. 7:00 pm Oh my. We’re out of the gate early. Lee “was I ever worth a shit [...]
Weekend Roundup
If the Saints supposedly saved an entire city/region, did the Squawks subsequently destroy it? Good riddance. I personally enjoyed Matt Hasselbeck’s staring role in Cleaning Up Katrina’s Leftovers “Repent therefore and return, that your sins might be washed away, in order that times of refreshing can come from the presence of the Lord.” To that [...]
The Mist Previews College Bowl Season – Part II
Today, Part II of The Mist Previews College Bowl Season: AutoZone Liberty Bowl: UCF vs Georgia I’d rather go to an AutoZone than watch this shit. I think. Georgia. Even though they somehow managed to suck with Matthew Stafford and Knowshon Moreno on their team at the same time. Chick-fil-A Bowl: Florida State vs South [...]
The DLamp Tramp Stamp: Boomer Sooner
Okay, Vertigo, thanks for coming in today. You know we value your opinion when choosing new interns, so we really appreciate you clearing your busy schedule of landing huge deals and winning at gambling. “Not a problem. What y’all got for me?” Well, we’ve had an outside consultant already take a first pass. We didn’t [...]
Link Of The Weak
‘Olympic 400m Dope Cheat LaShawn Merritt Blames Penis Growth Pill’ Link “…extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.” Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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