Archive for the ‘Life’ Category
One For The Weekend
Cherish it (click pic to go to article and view vid): Hysterical, that lady at the end; being all warm and friendly to kitty-cat before methodically tossing that pussy into the trash. It’s like the encapsulation of a Match.com date!
Link Of The Weak
“82-Year-Old Dies In Attempt To Be Oldest To Climb Everest” Oops. Link “Upadhyaya had said he wanted to raise awareness about the capabilities of elderly people…” ..by dying, of course.
There Will Be Tug
Whether triggered by an odd chemical imbalance, the post traumatic hangover from an evening spent getting blue-balled by some hot piece of ass you got excruciatingly close to jamming with your snatch-thermometer, or the visage of that smokeshow intern who showed up to work today wearing a tight-as-fuck business skirt that leaves nothing but dirty [...]
Weekend Roundup
If the Saints supposedly saved an entire city/region, did the Squawks subsequently destroy it? Good riddance. I personally enjoyed Matt Hasselbeck’s staring role in Cleaning Up Katrina’s Leftovers “Repent therefore and return, that your sins might be washed away, in order that times of refreshing can come from the presence of the Lord.” To that [...]
Christmas Chum
Merry Christmas everybody. To all you non-gentiles, go fuck yourself. This is OUR holiday! Our one time of year to celebrate the birth of our Lord and savior–and everybody’s favorite dirty hippy–by getting shit-faced and hoping some fat fuck in a stupid hat brings us a bunch of shit we don’t need if only so [...]
Rating Your Office Holiday Party
Once again the holiday season is upon us all. I don’t care if you celebrate Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or just boring old Christmas one unifier between all cults is an office holiday party. These parties vary wildly from firm to firm, so I will try to provide a guide that allows you to gauge just how [...]
Individuality And The Job Interview
Short and sweet this morning, folks. Hopefully you guys will take the reins and come up with some gems. —– In a culture that celebrates individuality, often above all else, reality comes crashing down like a Darryl Dawkins thunderdunk when it’s time to get down to brass tacks and become a contributing member of the [...]
A Bad Check Always Returns
His cellphone rings as he drains the last glowing embers from his joint. The call is from his friend “Jew,” and Jew wants to go out tonight and get Anti-Kosher. He agrees, hangs up and pulls up his pants. Staring in the mirror, he writes in black marker pen on his t-shirt: “Tonight, Fat Legs [...]
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