Archive for the ‘Critical Thinking’ Category
Dirt Nap: Don Cornelius
Sad news from the dark side; Don Cornelius has left us. Arguably the first black many unexpectedly let into their homes whilst flipping through the channels back in the day, Don was the ring master of the looking glass that was America’s great, “dark” secret. With a voice as smooth and shiny as a baton [...]
Link of the Weak
“The first time my ex-wife’s temper turned from vicious insults into violence was after I’d had a haircut she didn’t like. She dragged me down the hall by my hair, punching the back of my neck.” Link “Did I say anything to anyone? Or leave her? No, I didn’t. For, like thousands of other male [...]
Rink of da Reek!
Herrow, ferrow Meesters! This nex wan frawm Preetsburger! Rink Reemine me frunny joke: two bracks and a Mexeecawner in car. Who drive? . . . . The Pohreece! — Not have dis beeg of boner since I hear those ugree irand rats (Japraneesers) re-make Mothra frick:
The Mist Reviews “The Ten Most Beautiful Women In Dallas 2011”
Now this should be outstanding. Dallas at its best: creating awards for something completely arbitrary that doesn’t matter. In all fairness, if I have any connection to these women I’d be proud of that fact. I mean who doesn’t value the opinion of D Magazine? Anyway let’s fire this up, I’m sure the voting was [...]
Link Of The Flaccid
Link We cover a wide spectrum here on The Mist. Marriage, religion, life, death, taxes, pounding the pud, coerced/semi-consensual sodomy, etc… You get the picture; we’re diverse (except racially). Saw the movie Shame this past weekend. Spoiler alert: it’s about some guy who watches a ton of porn, gives his penis a gang-initiation-styled wilding on the [...]
Link of the Week
https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/ A hatch for when duty calls? That’s revolting. Great name for this sloth bag, though I’m pretty sure “Forever Lazy” was also the name for the Charlotte Bobcats’ 2010-2011 season dvd. A few other funny things: “size charts”. What? Also: note that those people are clearly outside and in public wearing those hooded semen [...]
A Level 3 Audit of Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger”
I haven’t done an audit in quite a while, because after a certain point the same topic is being drilled: today’s music and the music industry in general is pathetic. I mean it would take quite a noteworthy piece of shit to warrant an audit right? Whoa, a song with tons of electronic drums and [...]
I Give A Fucking Shit? News!
In what I like to call “I Give A Fucking Shit? News!”, Kim Kardashian apparently got divorced. Now my cursory knowledge of this voluptuously assed slut goes a little like this: She rose to fame by banging some 3rd rate rapper black guy on video, moved on to some other black dude who was apparently [...]
Link Of The Eek!!!
“Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa” Link And everyone thinks Americans are vain assholes (we are)! Holy Hell, this Chinaman (no racial) takes the rice cake (SWIDT?). Communism, man. Don’t these fuckers have the internetz? Also, “Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel’s slippery nature, it was able [...]
The DLamp Tramp Stamp – Pussy Willows
My lover, Darren, has noticed that all this catty bitchiness has been bleeding over into my non-Tramp Stamp endeavors. So I’ve decided to do this spiritual cleanse that I read about in Cosmo. So I went for a fun, spring motif with today’s picture. Oh, I swear, look at these bitches… Far Left/Orange Flowers – [...]
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