Archive for the ‘America the Ugly’ Category
Know Thine Enemy – The Juggalo
There’s a growing trend in the shit-stain underbelly of America. Looking beyond the masses of Nickleback and Transformer 2 fans, supporters of Comrade Obama, and the general population of the state of Ohio, there’s a force that’s slowly growing, day by day, that we must be constantly vigilant of: the Juggalos. Now, the Juggalos and [...]
Fashion Indictment: Uggs
While men are prone to annually drooling at the prospective lineup of the offerings by high-end automobile manufactures and soon-to-be 18yr olds, women croon for the latest “look good/feel better” seasonal fashion statement, convinced the perfect outfit will finally instill in them the power to bamboozle THE guy…even if the several thousand previous attempts only [...]
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Loser
Let me say that it’s very Tiger to not take questions at this bullshit press conference today. Of course, I try my best to make anything at least a bit of fun – even something as dull as a mixed-race-robot reading several pages prepared for him over the last 2 months by a bunch of [...]
Failure Square
How goddamn gross is America going to get? Taco Bell, the Mecca that all white trash seek out late night, has lowered the bar for fat people yet again. Impressive. Ads have run recently for the Taco Bell Box; a failure square with 2 burritos, one taco, some of their cinnamon shit dessert, and a [...]
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