Archive for the ‘America the Ugly’ Category
The “Urbanization” of Our National Anthem
The NHL’s Winter Classic was held yesterday and all I can recall from the entire telecast was the horrific defecation that took place before the puck was dropped… Even though P.L.’s intro was a stark harbinger of what was to come, “…and winner of BET, NAACP and many other performing awards…”, I foolishly remained hopeful [...]
A Photo Essay Of My Building
I know everyone is revved up for the long weekend full of tryptophan and certainly doesn’t want to read much, so a photo essay is in order. Lots of pictures and little words! My building deserves to be taken down a peg, this place is ripe for your arrows. Of course all of these were [...]
Rating Your Thanksgiving
The yuletide season is here once again. We all have to attend some bullshit this Thursday, there’s no way around it. Sure, some things about the holiday are ok, but other aspects of this unique (I’m trying to be nice) tradition are subpar. I love helping people of all creeds, I truly do, so here [...]
Link Of The Weak
“Bedlam erupts on Penn State campus” Link Goodness. The rage of the societal turds who encompass Occupy Wall Street suddenly seem completely sane and well-focused. Lets face it, there’s a lot of ambiguity in, “I saw Coach Sandusky porking a kid in the keister”, Joe-Pa. Penn State made the right call. Even his offer to [...]
Link Of The Week
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/09/ashley-jessup-rape-son-10-month-old-baby_n_956125.html Jesus. That is a lot to process. Federer loses a Slam semi despite having two match points on his serve? The Cowboys come up with another incredibly creative way to lose? The networks are running endless reminders to the September 11th attacks? I need to be cheered up. Much better. Let’s go Darren McFadden. [...]
Link of the Weak
“The more I learned about male lactation, the more curious I became.” Christ on a cross: Link “It was strange to apply a breast pump for the first time. My nipples aren’t accustomed to regular stimulation, and though I felt like I was defying the natural order, pumping was surprisingly pleasant. Nipples are filled with [...]
Link Of The Week
Competition is always fierce for the LOTW title, especially as things continually go lower and get dumber. This week our winner is a decent candidate for the coveted Link of the Year title, take a look: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/26/abercrombie-padded-bikini-8-year-olds_n_841026.html Wow. I guess 2nd grade boys taste has become more sophisticated since my day. No idea what I [...]
Money For Old Rope
The USC <scene> INT: A Hollywood Boardroom is assembled at the top of an executive building. On the door of the meeting a brass placard reads: “The Unnecessary Sequel’s Commission.”. Noises of paper shuffling and hushed exchanges fill the room before the head of the board, Ronald Leatherman enters, clears his throat and begins. <Leatherman> [...]
How Much Energy Do You Need?
We’re a satirical/comedy website (at best), and I admit chemical compounds are not my forte, but how many more batshit and overstimulated “energy drinks” does America need? What an insane industry, one that has convinced Gen Pop administrative assistants/customer service works…hell even people with real jobs that they need to be UP! Are you a [...]
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