"The first time my ex-wife’s temper turned from vicious insults into violence was after I’d had a haircut she didn’t like. She dragged me down the hall by my hair, punching the back of my neck."
"Did I say anything to anyone? Or leave her? No, I didn’t. For, like thousands of other male victims of domestic violence, I was mortally ashamed of what was happening to me, convinced if only I was a better husband, these attacks would stop."
You want answers?
I want the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!...YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
The character-vasectomy this guy stuck around for tells me they were in the domination routines. The shaming kind likely involving fecal play.
"I started to make decisions based entirely on what made her happy as I didn’t want to experience her wrath again."
Wrong answer, loser. ANY man worth his weight in salt knows the LAST thing you ever do is to TRY to make some yapping slit happy. Ugh.
Word to the wise: if your wife/girlfriend/date EVER dares to flash a pang of anger towards you she's trying to tell you something (only not what you think). It's time to take her backdoor whilst shoving her face into a pillow.
Feigning fear. Getting wet.
197 Responses to “Link of the Weak”
"history of mental instability in her family and was a bit of a loon anyway"
So you two really were made for eachother, huh?
Someone is bitter. What do you think?
+5
Brahvroh, Mistah ABree. Brahvroh.
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Bear Grylls: Man vs. Wildcat (c?)
Kelly's honeymoon was a predicable affair.
*Newbomb voice (whatever that sounds like)* "Suck. This. GOD. DAMN. DICK!!!"
Escalade or Kia:
+6
My ex-wife asked me about a time I was unfaithful before we married. Stupidly, I told her that I made out with this chick and checked out her tits, etc., but didn't bang her. The ex clamped down her teeth into my arm so hard it caused nerve damage that lasted for years. Even then I refrained from anything physical, because I think guys that do that are pieces of shit.
Escalade or Kia:
+5
Steely,
You're an idiot to confessing to the creep. Fag.
Escalade or Kia:
+5
It wasn't a confession. She knew about it and asked what exactly happened. And like a retard, I told her. I know it was a dumb move. Especially considering that crazy bitch's reaction. That's why I wrote "stupidly."
Fag.
Escalade or Kia:
+5
Seconded on the confession. I hope your poor little conscience was clear, and you felt all snuggly wuggly after. Fag.
If you make the decision to double dip your stick, be man enough to live the fuck with it. Your wife is not a federal prosecutor looking to cut you a deal if turn state's witness. You're getting life whether you get caught or admit it, so at least make her do the leg work to make the case.
Someone is bitter. What do you think?
+3
Oh yeah, going over the gory details with her, blow by blow as they say, probably not gonna help your case.
In summation, deny deny deny.
Someone is bitter. What do you think?
+1
Stick to chasing ambulances, Retard Lawyer.
Fag.
Escalade or Kia:
+5
She should've just been glad I didn't fuck the chick, because if circumstances were different I definitely would have. What an unappreciative twat.
Escalade or Kia:
+5
"...because if circumstances were different I definitely would have."
"Circumstances" being you could actually spit decent game and close the deal, you mean. Lets face it, you weren't that close to sealing. And all you got for your troubles was a palsy arm.
Escalade or Kia:
+4