"The first time my ex-wife’s temper turned from vicious insults into violence was after I’d had a haircut she didn’t like. She dragged me down the hall by my hair, punching the back of my neck."
"Did I say anything to anyone? Or leave her? No, I didn’t. For, like thousands of other male victims of domestic violence, I was mortally ashamed of what was happening to me, convinced if only I was a better husband, these attacks would stop."
You want answers?
I want the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!...YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
The character-vasectomy this guy stuck around for tells me they were in the domination routines. The shaming kind likely involving fecal play.
"I started to make decisions based entirely on what made her happy as I didn’t want to experience her wrath again."
Wrong answer, loser. ANY man worth his weight in salt knows the LAST thing you ever do is to TRY to make some yapping slit happy. Ugh.
Word to the wise: if your wife/girlfriend/date EVER dares to flash a pang of anger towards you she's trying to tell you something (only not what you think). It's time to take her backdoor whilst shoving her face into a pillow.
Feigning fear. Getting wet.
197 Responses to “Link of the Weak”
hahahaha. Just kidding. I love Ewoks. And my mother.
Anyway, here you go. This is a pic I had professionally taken when I was vacationing last summer. Ahhhhh, lazy days.
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Spart - you are cut the fuck up, brother. Way to go!
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230, bitch. You know it.
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It's scary how much I used to look like that guy. Especially when I was rockin' the beard. Yeesh.
Escalade or Kia:
+4
Sparto - is that the same guy from the infamous picture of the guy laying there on his bed in his draws with guns everywhere and some guitar hero guitars scattered about?
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*looks in to see if any more fake internet supermodels have signed up. leaves*
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new post up
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