"The first time my ex-wife’s temper turned from vicious insults into violence was after I’d had a haircut she didn’t like. She dragged me down the hall by my hair, punching the back of my neck."
"Did I say anything to anyone? Or leave her? No, I didn’t. For, like thousands of other male victims of domestic violence, I was mortally ashamed of what was happening to me, convinced if only I was a better husband, these attacks would stop."
You want answers?
I want the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!...YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
The character-vasectomy this guy stuck around for tells me they were in the domination routines. The shaming kind likely involving fecal play.
"I started to make decisions based entirely on what made her happy as I didn’t want to experience her wrath again."
Wrong answer, loser. ANY man worth his weight in salt knows the LAST thing you ever do is to TRY to make some yapping slit happy. Ugh.
Word to the wise: if your wife/girlfriend/date EVER dares to flash a pang of anger towards you she's trying to tell you something (only not what you think). It's time to take her backdoor whilst shoving her face into a pillow.
Feigning fear. Getting wet.
197 Responses to “Link of the Weak”
How the fucking did these british pussies ever control so much of the world? I mean that was a serious empire... run by a bunch of limp wristed, sackless, whining bitches.
It makes me think that in just a few generations England really did go through the progression epitomized in Braveheart.
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Ummmm, guys, I have something to tell you...
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My first fiancee hit me once.
Once.
She was drunk and completely out of control. She had just thrown-up in my friend's kitchen so I jettisoned her from the party.
On our way home, she took her pants off and told me to go down a side street because she wanted to fuck while I drove.
I told her "No" because her breathe still had the remnants of vomit on it.
She punched me in the ear.
I pulled over, got out of the car, opened the passenger door and pulled her out. Yes, she still had no pants on.
I drove away (just went around the block). When I came back, she was hiding behind a bush, crying hysterically.
I thought it was pretty funny.
She never hit me again.
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I wouldn't hit a woman.
But I certainly wouldn't stand for a bitch hitting me.
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I hate it when bitches think their shit don't stink.
Someone is bitter. What do you think?
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WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'!!!
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hungryhorse - What's your position on men being battered?
hahaha, slow down, hurngryhorse. I meant men being beaten, not dipped in a bready mixture and then deep-fried. You silly hog, you.
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Crazy girl that I dated in high school/early college came at me swinging once. This was after she had started down the coke/whoring path. She threw something at me, that swung at my shoulders a few times daring me to hit her. I just said "you're not worth it" and left. That was it. Done.
On a hilarious note, I have an audition today. Here is the character description, and I'll let you decide if I am right for this: "Badass and Chiseled with a handsome or slightly scary, hardened criminal look, but not your typical action hero. Could be the star of a cool indie movie or an accountant that got caught up in a dangerous game. Might have a tattoo or be the kind of person you would least expect to be involved in a crime. Urban and cool."
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"...an accountant that got caught up in a dangerous game."
Nailed it.
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Wow, DLamp, that's almost exactly how I would describe you. Congratulations on the new part!
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