Comments on: The Ten Most Beautiful Women in Dallas 2011: A Retort

By: DLamp

DLamp — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:45:53 +0000

I actually won money betting on the games this weekend! $20 in my pocket! Pay the DL!

Smash and I have decided we are hosting for Super Bowl this year. What should we be expected to provide? All the food AND drinks? Just food and have people bring drinks? I wouldn't want to be a rude host.

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By: T-Bone

T-Bone — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:26:26 +0000

Much more attractive?
Don't act like you wouldn't gobble Mick Jagger's cock.

David Bowie (probably) did.

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By: Healthylunch

Healthylunch — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:16:58 +0000

I think I'll give Justin Beiber another listen. Maybe I judged him to harshly at first...

Escalade or Kia: +1

By: Healthylunch

Healthylunch — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:15:46 +0000

Actually, they are. And much more attractive.

You ancient fuck.

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By: T-Bone

T-Bone — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:06:29 +0000

Yeah, Nero is much better than the Rolling Stones.
*dismissive wanking motion*

Escalade or Kia: +1

By: Healthylunch

Healthylunch — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:04:09 +0000

So this is the stuff I am listening to today.
Put on your headphones, turn up the bass and the volume.

p.s. I am a thirteen year old girl, apparently.

Escalade or Kia: +1

By: Healthylunch

Healthylunch — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:47 +0000

It's raining here today. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!?! This is just inhumane.

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By: T-Bone

T-Bone — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:44:17 +0000

Not to brag, but I've met the guy that's married to Tiffani Amber Thiessen*. Total douche. Completely unworthy of having the pleasure of spelunking Kelly Kapowski's vag.

*(I also know the dude from those Denny's commercials)

I bet a lot -- and I mean A LOT -- of guys have jizzed on this chick's tits.

Manning, you doofus son of a bitch. I hate you.

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By: Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side

Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:40:39 +0000

Brikz, more along the lines of ESPN spooging themselves.

AB, best performance yesterday IMO without a doubt was San Fran D line pass rush.

Spart, I saw Awekenings over the weekend.

All but Stone, Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye IPA is stamped with approval.

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By: The Voracious Bastard

The Voracious Bastard — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:35:08 +0000

Brikz - I was referring more to the fact that those two tight, competitive football games were lost, as opposed to won.

As much as it pains me to say it, the guy that stepped up the biggest yesterday, was fucking Flacco, and he lost.

Eli's stat line looked a lot better than he did. And if you don't understand that sentence, which I'm counting on, you're A) lying to yourself, or B) dumber than I thought.

Escalade or Kia: +2