We ALL remember the fall of Rome. Well, this morning, our faithful commenter Stone (rabid UNC fan) came across none other than Cherokee Park's boy-toy, slummin' it in the Charlotte airport (with a Timberwolves backpack. ???):
Christian Laettner: homo
Lets take a trip down memory lane, shall we...
“I hate everything about Duke basketball. The fans, the coach, the school, the program, the mascot, the ugly cheerleaders, the uniforms, and the media coverage. It’s a dogfight between Laettner and Hurley for me personally, though if Coach K were allowed on the list he’d easily be my choice. I’ll take Laettner, the epitome of Duke hoops. Won college player of the year over Shaq (!), participated in the biggest tank/point shaving incident since the Black Sox scandal with a “win” over the greatest college team I’ve ever seen in UNLV, and of course was a gigantic flop in the NBA. Perfect. This omits how incredibly annoying, overrated, homosexual, and white the guy is.” - Vertigo
Words. Just words. Little did we know, however, that these would take us to our greatest heights (an infamous mention in The New Republic)...yet prove to be the iceberg to our proverbial Titanic.
122 Responses to ““The Antichrist””
Spartan, exactly which character are you in Good Will Hunting?
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Balls - Casey Affleck.
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That's what I was going to say. The guy beating off into his friend's mitt.
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Yeah. That's pretty much my life.
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So I was watching the local news the other day which I usually stay away from unless I need a good laugh, and the big story was about a serial rapist that's apparently on to his 5th victim here in the KC metro area.
I was talking to my wife about it and I said, "obviously, it's not cool to rape...but isn't this a horrible time of year to be doing that shit? I mean, you're talking about fighting through 3 to 4 extra layers of clothing from this fucking cold weather....wouldn't spring be a better time? I just don't get it."
wife: "really?"
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Newbomb, fucking Joe Carter walkoff. I really recommend leaving on that note.
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Newbomb, staring down MVP on black history month. Blowjobs are about to start rolling in! Woo!
Response: 'Yes, really. I think about these things while not getting blown. You want me to end up in the Pen while our children grow up? No? Then suck this dick.'
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My first comment on the article finishes the day with a +1. Suck it, Stone.
*CLICK*
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Dammit balls! You knew my DNA required me to neg that shit. Everytime I saw that lone -1 I smiled.
Which one of you fucking hippies gave that shit a plus???
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Stone.
You're welcome.
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