Sure, Canada has exported more than that raspy voiced homo rehabilitator's jugtacular cannons (Rush and the McKenzie brothers come to mind), but if you've ever witnessed that fuck-scene in The Getaway where Michael Madsen puts the fugitive-wood to that stacked bitch (in front of her loser husband, I might add.), you know what I'm talking about. That piece of shit flick is worth plowing through simply for the fifteen seconds of unadulterated hotness that can make a blind man see, a deaf man sing, and Ted Haggard fuck his wife again...
Maybe it's all the ball-tingling foreplay:
Anyway, thanks Canada. Now that hockey doesn't seem to be your thing, keep sending all of your screwable vagina south. We appreciate it.
- "Cuts like a knife..."
131 Responses to “Jennifer Tilly’s Fantastic Jugs”
For CJ:
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Vertigo -
No offense to Stone who didn't attend/nor graduate from the college he likes to root for...i actually graduated from K-state...hence the "my" wildcats post from Friday.
I know...from playing junior college hoops to graduating from a 4 year school (without even a legitimate scholarship such as tennis paying the way)...it's a pretty unbelievable story.
At least you have that Dook coach with the cool pencil thin mustache to fall back on. Have fun with that.
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Is that tape on your headset?
Does that post-it say ass??
only you spart... only you.
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Who is Kiaing everything? I didn't come up with that for abuse, only true 'Kia' level shit. Come on guys. Teachable moments!
Newbomb, noted. Prestige.
How much does your wife weigh? I like you busting on her chest back in August. Set a tone.
Both parents in town Sunday after the blowout Saturday. My mother, who is beyond nice and sweet, and I had this exchange on Tiger.
Editor's note: didn't have the courage to shatter her heart and discuss the site/my betting article.
'None of those mistresses can touch his wife.'
'I thought the brunette from NYC was ok.'
'No way, she probably looks so old behind those sunglasses too.'
'She looks like she has a big bottom (swear to Manson her word), don't black men like that?'
Good point. Touche'.
SS, your brother in law is broke again? Marry Yoko's sister and you'll have two in your pocket.
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God damn Stone. Good catch. Yes, I have three types of tape holding my headphones together.
I paid $50 for them 6 years ago and by God I plan on getting every penny out of them.
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Kelly,
Let me frank...
Your attraction to this LOSER (this isn't up for debate) is simply a base level instinct inherent in your genetic coding that subconsciously implores you to spread your legs to dudes like him who you interpret, on a strictly visual level, as being the veritable badass within your available circle. It's nothing more than a carnal need to get your vag plowed by the alpha male in hopes that his wad(s) will impact your shriveling egg(s) before the clock runs out. Survival of the species, so on and so forth... That's all.
But you see, the problem is that the retard culture that has infested America (see: tatts, steroid garnered muscle, trucker hats, etc... basically nurgah-rich lifestyle (all show and no legit dough)) has short-circuited the real tells, and you sluts aren't smart enough to do the math.
So instead of going for the true alphas (see: winners with real jobs who would just as gratefully smash your bush with a whiffle ball bat (if that's your thing)), you end up being mezmeraized by the Wizard of Ozes out there who, in reality, are intellectual midgets putting on a good show with a bunch of smoke and mirrors.
The end-game, of course, is you shitting out some DNA turd with few prospects of breaking the cycle. And the downward spiral continues...
So what I'm saying it wise up and fuck a dude with a diploma (or two).
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God, I love me.
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SS. When you said "Let me frank...", I was expecting to read a post about Dungeons & Dragons and the latest microprocessor from Dell.
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Kelly
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Reading SS's post to Kelly...
Standing...
Applauding...
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