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February 10, 2010 8:54 am Print Preview

Mutha Fuckin’ Snow

Cheese and rice, like more cock at the sausage party, the last thing DC needed was another 10 inches (white kind).

Though the forecasts were calling for it, I was hoping against hope they were wrong, but awoke to another meteorological shit-storm...

Dear Lord, mercy already.  This town full of listless nurgs can't make a goddamn sandwich in under seventeen minutes, let alone dutifully operate a snow plow.

The upside of all of this is of course the death knell of Al Gores self-severing rhetoric concerning the immanent apocalypse brought on by man-made global warming.  The science (or lack thereof) is falling apart faster than a chick on the wrong side of thirty.

Expiration date: March 17th, 1997.

Proof you can buy tits but not class.

I tried that too, pretty kitty. No dice.

All of this has me reminiscing about my gig as a liaison to our offices in Argentina...

These girls probably work at McDonalds in Beunos Aires, it's that good.

She probably doesn't, though...

I gotta go grab some fuckin' breakfast...

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95 Responses to “Mutha Fuckin’ Snow”

  • STONE February 10, 2010 10:59 am

    I fixed it!
    grayday.jpg

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  • Shit Sandwich February 10, 2010 11:05 am

    Stone, so good.

    BTW, rolling to Raleigh Friday. Racin' the Wolkpack Classic. Where should I stay?

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  • Balls February 10, 2010 11:12 am

    Very true. I love the shit out of the subway except when it's too crowded, or there's people that smell on it, or bums/winos/AIDs patients/aspiring musicians that suck on it. So I love it half the time.

    Still, I'm glad I don't drive at all.

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  • Shit Sandwich February 10, 2010 11:13 am

    Also, I believe we have our first Photoshop HOF entry. Will work admin later.

    Raise a glass.

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  • Vertigo February 10, 2010 11:13 am

    Stone, we need Yoko vs little drunk sis in tit bully. Broker a fucking deal for once.

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  • STONE February 10, 2010 11:24 am

    My place?

    Kiiiddddinnngg....

    Crabtree Marriott if you are looking for convenience and easy entertainment in your downtime. Mall is across the street.

    Should be a nice tropical 50 degrees here with some sun all weekend.

    PS: Yoko's sister and hot friend will be in town. Maybe we can all go to dinner. (Sorry Vert... *laughing uncontrollably*)

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  • CarterK February 10, 2010 11:32 am

    SS -

    Either the Sheraton or Marriott downtown Raleigh will be closest to drunk college age chicks after dark

    CK

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  • STONE February 10, 2010 11:34 am

    But they'll be white.

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  • CarterK February 10, 2010 11:47 am

    good point. maybe send him 10-15 blocks southeast.

    or to Durham.

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  • Balls February 10, 2010 11:47 am

    SS, I recommend you wear pants when going out there. With the shaved legs you're liable to get gay-bashed in the South.

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