Link of the Weak
"The first time my ex-wife’s temper turned from vicious insults into violence was after I’d had a haircut she didn’t like. She dragged me down the hall by my hair, punching the back of my neck."
"Did I say anything to anyone? Or leave her? No, I didn’t. For, like thousands of other male victims of domestic violence, I was mortally ashamed of what was happening to me, convinced if only I was a better husband, these attacks would stop."
You want answers?
I want the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!...YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
The character-vasectomy this guy stuck around for tells me they were in the domination routines. The shaming kind likely involving fecal play.
"I started to make decisions based entirely on what made her happy as I didn’t want to experience her wrath again."
Wrong answer, loser. ANY man worth his weight in salt knows the LAST thing you ever do is to TRY to make some yapping slit happy. Ugh.
Word to the wise: if your wife/girlfriend/date EVER dares to flash a pang of anger towards you she's trying to tell you something (only not what you think). It's time to take her backdoor whilst shoving her face into a pillow.
Feigning fear. Getting wet.
The Ten Most Beautiful Women in Dallas 2011: A Retort
Vertigo’s The Mist Reviews “The Ten Most Beautiful Women In Dallas 2011” generated a substantial amount of traffic last month. I’m confident many were the very trollops being ridiculed who, whilst feverishly googling themselves, “stumbled upon” our oasis of e-hate and foolishly drank from its foul waters of ...
The “Urbanization” of Our National Anthem
The NHL’s Winter Classic was held yesterday and all I can recall from the entire telecast was the horrific defecation that took place before the puck was dropped…
http://youtu.be/qwT-JGmYR1M
Even though P.L.’s intro was a stark harbinger of what was to come, “…and winner of BET, NAACP and many other performing awards…”, ...
America: Where You Matter…If Only For Awhile
Where to begin…
I guess one of the bigger stories of the year was that we killed the supposed Lord Vader of the Jihadists; a man with so much influence and power that when finally ambushed his squirrelly ass it wasn’t at some palatial fortress surrounded by loyalists armed to the ...
Rink of da Reek!
Herrow, ferrow Meesters!
This nex wan frawm Preetsburger!
Rink
Reemine me frunny joke: two bracks and a Mexeecawner in car. Who drive?
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The Pohreece!
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Not have dis beeg of boner since I hear those ugree irand rats (Japraneesers) re-make Mothra frick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftuxbvGwiU&feature=player_embedded#at=49
The Mist Reviews “The Ten Most Beautiful Women In Dallas 2011”
Now this should be outstanding. Dallas at its best: creating awards for something completely arbitrary that doesn’t matter. In all fairness, if I have any connection to these women I’d be proud of that fact. I mean who ...
Caption Contest
Caption contest, because fuck it, we haven’t done this in a while. I tried to throw a little variety into this one, so there’s something for everyone. Freaks, sports, politics, art, and from a bad X-mas morning to worse, we’ve got it all here. What say ...
Link Of The Flaccid
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We cover a wide spectrum here on The Mist. Marriage, religion, life, death, taxes, pounding the pud, coerced/semi-consensual sodomy, etc… You get the picture; we’re diverse (except racially).
Saw the movie Shame this past weekend. Spoiler alert: it’s about some guy who watches a ton of porn, gives his penis ...
Link of the Week
https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
A hatch for when duty calls? That’s revolting.
Great name for this sloth bag, though I’m pretty sure “Forever Lazy” was also the name for the Charlotte Bobcats’ 2010-2011 season dvd.
A few other funny things: “size charts”. What? Also: note that those people are clearly outside and in public ...
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